The Rule Book: Etiquette of a Quickie
Location, location, location! A quickie can go down (pun definitely intended) anywhere, but unless you want to be TMZ’d by your friends and passerby’s, claim a discrete (or mostly discrete) spot. Adrenaline junkies gravitate toward places where you can potentially get caught (i.e. interstates, bathroom stalls, elevators, cars, etc), but a quick romp can be hosted anytime, anywhere. Just remember to lock the doors, avert brightly-lit areas and um… lock the doors! areas.