Today in Captain Pervert News – Vienna Opens World’s First Int’l Sex School


GangStarr Girl | November 30, 2011 - 8:40 pm

The world’s first international sex school has opened in Vienna, Austria and its mission claims to teach students how to be better lovers. The Huffington Post reports that Swedish-born headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enroll at what she describes as “the world’s first college of applied sexuality.”

Students will live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they’re expected to practice their homework.

“Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover”, the new school head added.”Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on.”

Tuition will cost £1,400, which is pretty much double in American dollars.

Don’t front, we know some of you freaky deaks want to enroll. Book your flight, no judgment from us.