Rules for Going Pantiless
A fresh breeze blowing in the wind, it drifts up your leg and right underneath your skirt and makes your lady parts blush in anticipation. Aaaaahhhh the joys of going pantiless. It makes me feel good and empowered and light on my feet all the day long. Songs have been made paying homage to not wearing them. Eryka Badu sings in her homage to a woman named , “Annie don’t wear no panties…She was sittin on the front pew givin Deacon Johnson ‘nem a good view.” Which brings me to my point, that all situations are not conducive for going in le buff underneath your clothes.
Jeans – Jeans are not the best option for going pantiless (jeggings are okay though) the harsh denim fabric is uncomfortable and can cause yeast infections.
Church – This one is debate-able, as no one is really going to know, unless your seated in the front pew giving the Pastor peak. But to ebb on the safe side, it is not recommended.
In the City – This one is a slippery slope. All cities are not created equal, some are cleaner than others. In polluted filled places with every brand of toxin from construction, to smog, to piss filled streets, you don’t want your lady parts exposed to certain elements.
On a Date – The element of surprise. It’s always nice to surprise your man. Like standing in line for a concert, and then whispering “I forgot to wear my panties” this always makes for a nice treat.
Clubs – Tons of women go pantiless at the club, but be weary of mirrored floors and walking up stairs, lest everybody get a flash. It’s always nice to keep it classy.