Rap Battle: Snoop Dogg vs Santa Claus


| December 15, 2012 - 8:58 pm

Snoop Dogg dons a robe and sandals in this hip-hop portrayal of Bible bad boy Moses. Snoop D-O-double-G makes a cameo in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series, where comedians parody a war on words between famous historical and pop figures. In it’s latest episode, already viewed 11 million times on YouTube, Snoop aka Moses goes up against Santa Claus. “When I was high upon the mountain,” raps Snoop Moses, while inhaling a joint, “God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass, you took the Christ out Christmas and just added more mass.” Other past rap battles have included aviation pioneers the Wright Brothers vs. the Mario Brothers, as well as Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris, and Justin Bieber vs Beethoven. You be the judge of the Snoop Moses vs. Santa Claus rap battle…