R. Kelly’s Grocery List Is Every Five-Year-Old Heart’s Desire

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By: / September 23, 2013

When you’re the self-proclaimed Pied Piper of R&B, you can have all the world has to offer. Enter R. Kelly, who donated his grocery list to Vulture, revealing that the man who made “Half on a Baby” and “Bump ‘N Grind” the standard of baby-making music, loves Go Gurt and Lunchables Pizza (!).

Not only does the VIBE Genius’ list reflect everything that would make the parent of a five-year-old’s shudder, including three flavors of sorbet and hot dogs, there is a lengthy portion dedicated to fruits. Still, this is exactly what kids (and kids-at-heart) crave on the regular. Check the rundown below.