40 R. Kelly Songs That Will Get Someone Pregnant

R. Kelly has compared women’s body parts to cars and cookies, he’s sung about doing it in various unfathomable places (including IHOP), and he’s christened himself a sex genius and a sex-a-saurus (which doesn’t exist). For two decades, he’s served as R&B’s unofficial midwife, responsible for bringing a lot of you babies into this world. Shut up and thank him now.

He’s made a lot of sex music, even if it goes without saying that every R. Kelly song these days is tainted with a grain of perversion. Since his latest album, Black Panties (in stores Dec. 10), finds him back on that good ole sex-n-B, we compiled his 40 greatest sex songs (Spotify playlist below) guaranteed to get someone pregnant. Caution: sexually explicit, inappropriate, hilarious content ahead.

Compiled by Clover Hope and Stacy-Ann Ellis