9 Ways The World Will Be Affected By Kanye West Going To Jail
Last July, Kanye West attacked a photographer at Los Angeles International Airport and was subsequently arrested. Fortunately, he was able to avoid any felony charges stemming from the attack. But yesterday, he found out that he will be subjected to a number of punishments after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor battery assault charge. Specifically, he will be on probation for the next two years. He will need to serve 250 hours of community service.
He will be forced to attend four anger management sessions. And most interestingly, Ye will be required to serve a one-day jail sentence sometime in the near future.
The first three things are fine, but we’re a little bit worried about how the world is going to handle the jail sentence. We’re sure that Kanye will be OK with it. If history has taught us anything, it’s that a one-day jail sentence for a celebrity usually equates to driving to jail, walking in, and then walking right back out. But what are all of the paparazzi going to do while Kanye is locked up? How are all of the menswear sites going to handle not having Kanye around? And how the hell is Tyga going to be able to record his next album without Kanye in the studio? We don’t know! Here, the 9 ways the world is going to be affected by Kanye West going to jail for a day.