The Breaks: Wu-Tang Clan’s Ice Cream Truck Is Back In Business


| May 16, 2014 - 10:30 pm

It’s the middle of May and the days are getting longer, nights getting warmer, skirts getting shorter. Perfect time for some Shaolin sherbet scooped right off the Wu-Tang ice cream truck.

Thank Based Gawd that RZA and Raekwon are finally on the same page for this A Better Tomorrow album. Could you imagine the Wu ice cream truck without Rae himself? We tried, replacing the Good Humor truck with a little humor of our own. Check the sketch above, menu below. Welcome back, Chef!

ODB’s Bizzare Bucket: Good for the Children!
Supreme Fry-in-Shell: Fried crab, a Dutch and a Cranberry Snapple”
No Said Dates: Vegetarian Friendly!
Chef’s Special: C.R.E.A.M.ed Spinach w/ Simmered Beef
Inspectah Speck: Pairs best with other dishes
Ticallion Scallions: Choose your cooking M.E.T.H.O.D.
Digi Snacks: Served with Bong Water
Golden Parms: Four baby eggplant medallions
Liquid Gourds: Read the label for ingredients
Ice Cream: French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe

The Breaks is a comic strip written by Jesse Hagen (@JHagen34) and Kenny Keil (@KennyKeil), with illustrations by Keil. Series conceived by Hagen.