Birthday GIFs: A Turn-Up Guide For R. Kelly

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By: / January 8, 2015

The Pied Piper of R&B celebrates his life’s anniversary today (Jan. 8), turning 48 years young. After clocking in nearly three decades in the music biz and crumbling cookies with his 2013 Black Panties LP, Robert Kelly remains a prominent voice for the grown and sexy. But like Young Thug, he’s done a lot of shit to live this here lifestyle, even dropping his own birthday anthem by way of DJ MoonDawg. Here, we toast to the Chocolate Factory’s head chef and offer a turn-up itinerary in birthday GIFs.


1. Curl up with your favorite thriller. We recommend Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl.


2. Get the hair did.


3. Call up the homies to see who’s down.


4. Make an entrance so clean, bystanders will be like:


5. Dominate the dance floor.


6. Abuse that bottle service.


7. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little bump ‘n grind to end the night.