6. Prince vs. Michael Jackson
Showdown: Okay, so maybe we cheated on this one. While there was never a physical altercation between the King of Pop and the Purple One, a late 80’s ping-pong match between the two music giants proved to be just as surreal. "You want me to slam it?” Prince asked MJ, according to studio engineer David Z in a Star-Tribune article that detailed the game between the two legendary rivals. “Michael drops his paddle and holds his hands up in front of his face so the ball won’t hit him. Michael walks out with his bodyguard, and Prince starts strutting around like a rooster. ‘Did you see that? He played like Helen Keller.’” Classic.
Winner: Prince Rogers Nelson. Remember, MJ was a lover, not a fighter.