1) A Sick Fashion Sense
Isn't this one obvious? Kanye's not shacking up with a chick who throws on sweats and T-shirts when she's kicking it at the crib. If he's gonna settle down with you, you better treat the hallway at your house like a goddamn runway. And if you don't have any shoes without shoestrings? Well, keep walking. Mr. West is out to save the world from bad music—not save you from a fashion FAIL.