3) At Least One Characteristic That Makes People Say, "Damn. Kanye's going with a chick that's got ________!?!"
For Amber Rose, it was "a bald head!?!" For Brooke Crittendon, it was "an internship at MTV!?!" And for Shay UK Bombshell, it's... Well, you know what it is, right? RIGHT? (If not, go get some glasses. Or contacts. Or laser-eye surgery. And then keep reading...)