The Rapper: Ja Rule
The Return: After delays, delays and more delays, 50 Cent's archrival said, "Eff it," and gave away his 2009 album, The Mirror: Reloaded. He's also reportedly trying to get a three-disc (yes, three-disc!) set called Venni Vetti Vecci 2010 into stores this summer.
The Reaction: If a Lil Wayne cosign isn't enough to bring you back from the dead, what is? You came, you saw, you conquered. Now, please, just go away. Far, far away.
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