KIMORA LEE SIMMONS
We must've missed the chapter on puffing the Magic Dragon in Kimora Lee's bestselling Fabulosity paperback. Russell Simmons' ex-wife publicly joined the kite-high club after a routine traffic stop on July 26, 2004 revealed "a small amount of marijuana" in Kimora's car. The police might've turned the other cheek had the Baby Phat designer not ignored their lights, sirens and loudspeaker requests for her to pull over. Kimora was eventually charged with possession of under 50 grams of Mary Jane, eluding police, careless driving, tailgating and driving with a broken brake light. At least she got this stony mugshot photo as a souvenir.