Just as I was about to pack it up and call it a day, leave it to the Knowles-Carters to finally decide to push out a statement at almost 5 o'clock on a Thursday (EST time). Without further delay, read on for what you've been thirsty for all week (thanks AP!) and if you still have no idea what is going on (WTH, man?) then watch this before reading:
"As a result of the public release of the elevator security footage from Monday, May 5th, there has been a great deal of speculation about what triggered the unfortunate incident. But the most important thing is that our family has worked through it. Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family."
"The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we're no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same."