#SEVEN: R. KELLY
Director: (Conveniently) Unknown (2010)
Whether Kelz was going hard for an Apple deal or being blackmailed by Steve Jobs we may never know. What is mountain-view clear, however, is that no far-from-broke artist should ever create an iChat-iMovie mashup and call it a music video. Then again, what visual could successfully rationalize a black man yodeling?