#SIX: KIELY WILLIAMS
Director: Her mother’s bf, Ed DuRante (2010)
What to do when you’re an ex-Disney-approved, semi-relevant chanteuse? Create an unconvincing excuse (“The point of the song was to build awareness with what’s often going on in the lives of young women.”) to channel a sloppy slore. A 360 disaster that would’ve made Mickey hurl. And that pallid chunk of man-ass, Kiels? Two points for Adrienne.