#TWO: R. KELLY
"Trapped In The Closet (Ch. 1 - 23)"
Director: R. Kelly, Jim Swaffield & Victor Mignatti (2005/2007)
This ish just never ends. R. Kelly flips the afternoon soaps and fills his never-ending oeuvre with adultery, midgets, STDs, country bumpkins and gratuitous gun waving. By Chapter 8, you’ll wish Kellz would point the pistol at the screen and put you out of your misery (…misery, misery…). Where's the remote?!