2. Everyone, including the President of the United States of America, hates Duke.
Coach K, Christian Laettner, Bobby Hurley, JJ Redick—the majority of America hates these guys, solely because they suited up for the Duke Blue Devils. You'd expect President Obama to have a different opinion, seeing as though his Presidential aide Reggie Love was a member of the 2001 Duke national chamionship team. Yet, Obama still picked Villanova over Duke to make this Final Four this year—and, truthfully, wanted the Blue Devils gone long before that. Abandon all hope, Dukies: Everyone hates you.