3. Obama really is just like you.
So what if you don't make decisions that affect the entire country? Or help control most of the free world? Or live in a gigantic white mansion? Or have security follow you around all day? Or get to have your NCAA bracket announced to the country on ESPN? At the end of the day, you lay your head down on your pillow and do the same exact thing the President does... watch Sportscenter! He must watch it to know some of the analysis he pulled out during his explanations for some of his picks. And, really, what's more American that that?