If your hairline is making a Usain Bolt dash away from your forehead, it may be time to let your dome roam free. Complete this coif quiz to determine whether you should bow out gracefully or keep holdin’ on
1. How old are you?
a) Younger than 23 (0)
b) 23-30 (+1)
c) 31-36 (+2)
d) Older than 36 (+3)
2. Did you just lie about your age?
a) Yeah, my bad (+1)
b) Nope (0)
3. Compared to your prom snapshot, your forehead is:
a) More expansive, fivehead-esque (+1)
b) About the same (0)
4. Which more closely matches your untrimmed hairline (i.e. day before a shape-up)?
a) A straight or slightly bowed line (-2)
b) The letter M (+2)
c) A row of shot-up spaceships in Galaga (+2)
d) Mickey Mouse’s shape-up (+3)
e) A boomerang (+3)
5. You usually wear hats:
a) Outdoors only (0)
b) Indoors and outdoors (+1)
c) Indoors, outdoors and sometimes to bed (+4)