The Crime: Cocaine use and driving under the influence
The Time: One day in jail, 10 days of community service, fines, attendance at an alcohol education program and three years probation
Hard to find a way to reduce a one-day sentence, right? Wrong! Lilo served just 84—84!—minutes of her one-day sentence in 2007 before being released due to overcrowding at the jail. She then proceeded to blow off the alcohol education program, which landed her an additional year of probation. You go, girl!