The Crime: Gun charges
The Time: Two years probation
Remember when Slim Shady used to be the real Slim Shady? Like, in June 2000, when he pulled out an unloaded gun during an altercation at a car audio store in Michigan—and then assaulted a bouncer who allegedly kissed his wife Kim the very next day. What was really something, though, was that Em walked away with nothing more than probation for both incidents. Shady, huh?!