Police Find Loaded Weapon In Woman’s Vagina

National

/ March 11, 2013

Where is Dave Chappelle when you need him?! A woman arrested by police was revealed to have a loaded gun hidden inside her vagina and a bag of drugs concealed between her buttocks. The Oklahoma authorities arrested suspect Christie Dawn Harris last week, after a search of her car yielded crystal meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol and some ammo. The complete haul wasn’t revealed until she was escorted to the local jail, according to The Smoking Gun. The 28-year-old initially refused to change into prison clothing, but later consented to a body cavity search, at which point Officer Kathy Unbewust “observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”


The item in question turned out to be a loaded .22-caliber handgun containing three rounds of live ammunition and one spent shell. Further examination of the suspect yielded a number of plastic bags filled with methamphetamine. Harris and an accomplice now face weapons and drugs charges. WGN-TV news anchor Robin Baumgarten wept with laughter as she delivered a report into the arrest, exclaiming “What?!” as her co-anchor Larry Postash added: “The old caboose pistol; everybody has one.” Props: News One