Today In SMH News: Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Bread, Cop Steals Woman’s Nude Cell Phone Pics And More

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/ July 23, 2013

Subway offered a special meat sandwich with frozen urine on the side. Too bad it’s nobody’s idea of a happy meal. [HuffPo]

A woman is suing the NYPD after a horn dog cop decided to hit “forward” on a bunch of nude pics and videos he found on her cell. Sounds like a bad Law & Order: SVU re-run. [Gawker]

Who needs a drive-through when you can just walk your horse into a McDonald’s? [Buzz60]

Mayor Michael Bloomberg is a billionaire but can’t afford to take the elevator. [Reason]

Ladies, applying snail slime may be the fastest way to get pretty. [Yahoo!]