Tiger's X-Rated Text Messages...Grrreat!

When it rains it pours.

Fresh off of his announcement of his much-anticipated return to golf at the Masters next month, disgraced sports icon Tiger Woods is getting put on blast by one of his alleged mistresses. Joslyn James posted more than 100 revealing text messages that included references to golden showers, three-ways, choking and marital troubles.

Some of the x-rated Tiger messages on the site sextingjoslynjames.com include:

OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.

 I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

You are my fuckking whore. Hold you down while I choke you.

And then there's this little gem from September 8, 2009 that sheds light into his turbulent relationship with wife Elin: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight,” followed by the line “parent hood melt down :)" Tiger’s last message to James, dated October 4, 2009, is not quite so lighthearted. "Don't fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck.”

It was just last weekend that Woods and his estranged wife Elin made their first appearance together since his scandal broke last Thanksgiving. —Keith Murphy 

WE LOST COUNT, BUT HERE'S A PHOTO GALLERY OF TIGER'S ALLEGED MISTRESSES!