We attempted to guess what Donald Trump's announcement would be, and frankly, our guesses were better!
The Donald, in all his pseudo-glory, has issued a $5 million challenge to President Barack Obama! In order to collect on the payday, the POTUS must release his college records, and Trump will donate the big bankroll to a charity of Obama's choice. Can you say, "Not so hidden racism," kiddos?! The obvious is plain to see, but what you cannot witness is the last few pebbles of sand draining from Trump's television career.
Trump made the "announcement" via a YouTube video, saying, "If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications ... and if he gives his passport applications and records I will give to a charity of his choice — Inner City Children of Chicago, American Cancer Society, AIDS Research ... a check immediately for 5 million dollars."
Does this guy even have that much money left? With numerous ex-wives, children and a huge inflated ego to support, he might as well stand in line with the rest of us for some of that Obamacare.
Trump continued to add dirt on his name, saying, "The check will be given within one hour after he releases all of the records ... he'll be doing a great service for the country if he does this. If he releases these records, it will end the question and indeed the anger of many Americans ... they'll know something about their president ... their President will become transparent ... like other Presidents."
In other news, rape has just been clarified as "God's will"...
Props: Madame Noire