The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have crawled out of the '90s and back onto the big screen. The trailer for the modern take on TMNT has been released to the masses and in it, you shall find mostly humans mostly named Megan Fox as April O'Neil. The Jonathan Liebesman-helmed superhero flick is set to jump into theaters August 8. Till then, allow this dark trailer (along with a box of pizza, maybe) to hold you over. Cowabunga, dudes!