Dear Floyd and Manny,
Boxing sucks right now. In case you missed the memo, the sport needs you. Both of you. Together. You're all about commerce, Floyd, so we're proposing a December 25 bout between you and the Pac-Man. Bah humbug to the blood test. To kick things off, we're even laid out the teaser ad for your showdown. Let's get ready to rumble!
Don't punk out,