Viewed: “My Goodies,” feat. Petey Pablo (LaFace, 2004)
Rated: PG-13. Light fast-girl grinding and some suggestive jailbait lyrics from Petey Pablo (“So damn hot but so young…”) make this one a hit with the teens but a little too toasty for the tots.
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Viewed: “1, 2 Step,” feat. Missy Elliot (LaFace, 2004)
Rated: G. You can’t go wrong with cutesy kid-friendly dance routines.
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Viewed: “Oh,” feat. Ludacris (LaFace, 2004)
Rated: PG-13. If that old-school were anything but a car, this one would be rated X. The roof of that Cutlass hasn’t been the same since.
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Viewed: “And I” (LaFace, 2004)
Rated: G. The white, fairy-tale dress and a cheesy love story jacked straight from Whitney Houston’s pre-rehab Bodyguard (Warner Bros., 1992), make this a video the whole family can enjoy.
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Viewed: “Promise” (LaFace, 2006)
Rated: R. All the girls get down on the floor… and the wall, and the mic stand, and the chair, and whatever else CC and her back-up dancers could get their pretty little hands on. Prince, and Prince fans, would be proud.
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Viewed: “Like A Boy” (Laface, 2006)
Rated: PG-13. The little ones can’t see cross-dressing!
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Viewed: “Can’t Leave ’Em Alone,” feat. 50 Cent (LaFace, 2006)
Rated: R. Overtly sexy summer outfits and brief nudity from Ciara and Fitty are for adult eyes only
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Viewed: “Go Girl” feat. T Pain (LaFace, 2008)
Rated: PG-13. Suggestive lyrics (“I'm the energized PlayBoy bunny, I keep going and going”), a sexy secretary look, and a futuristic dominatrix fantasy, kick this one up a notch.
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Rated: PG. The swerving hips in work-out clothes keep this out of the kiddie bin, but, still, thumbs up to the wife beater and daisy dukes!
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