If you’re reading this right now, then your life, much like ours, pretty much sucks. It’s 3:30 on a Tuesday afternoon (unless you're on the West Coast. Then it's 12:30 and that really sucks) and you’re stuck at the office—typing up TPS reports, giving lame PowerPoint presentations, and trying to conserve energy for the six-hour beer pong/flip cup/quarters marathon you’ve got planned for tonight. We feel your pain. New York City’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade is cruising up Fifth Avenue right now, and we’re cruising back to the conference room for another meeting. Awesome!
Fortunately, we know how to keep it festive around here. Now, any other day, that would mean bumping Gucci Mane and OJ Da Juiceman records back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back until someone reminds us that we do, in fact, work on Wall Street. But because it’s St. Patty’s Day, and because we like talking about drinking almost as much as we like drinking itself, you’re in luck—we decided to stick with the tried-and-true tradition of bumping nothing but alcohol anthems throughout the day here at VIBE. Granted, it’s not quite as satisfying as a tall pint of green beer (or a shot of Patron—there’s some green on the bottle, no?), but it’ll work. And if you’re stuck at your desk like us, it’ll work for you, too. So press play, listen through our 15 favorite drinking songs, and pretend like you’re actually doing something productive for the next four hours. Cheers! (Oh, and if you’re the guy who tried squeezing in three pints of Guinness on your lunch break—yeah, that guy—stay away from the chick in accounting. Yes, her. You’ll thank us when you still have your job tomorrow.)
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