Kanye West and Amber Rose
Kanye West and Amber Rose
Apparently, T-Pain isn’t the only artist in love with a stripper. But in normal Kanye fashion, he chose the cream of the crop when he started showing up to fashion shows earlier this year with this piece of arm-candy. With striking good looks, any child of Amber’s would be a stunner—provided the baby doesn’t pop out with Kanye’s hair!
If it’s a girl…Tulip Pole West. Work it, girl.
If it’s a boy…A. Ward West. Maybe then he’ll stop whining—get it?
Jay-Z and Beyoncé
Jay-Z and BeyoncéJayonce’s relationship stems back to 2002 when the two lovebirds tried to keep their relationship on the hush. Speculation about an engagement was finally confirmed in 2008 when Beyonce was spotted sporting a huge 18-carat diamond ring on her finger on the Fashion Rocks! red carpet. The pair finally sealed the deal on April 4, 2008 and now that they’re freely admitting they’re an item (c’mon, like we didn’t know already), we can’t help but wonder what to call the future offspring of this power couple. You ready, B?
If it’s a girl…Brooklyn Carter. AKA the female version of a hustla.
If it’s a boy…Shawn Carter II. Assuming there isn’t already one out there.
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Chris Brown and RihannaWho would’ve thought the cute couple that appeared on the cover of our tabloid issue in January would be on every magazine cover just a few months later? The two allegedly got into a domestic dispute the night before the Grammy Awards in February and Ri-Ri was left with two bruises around her neck, a busted lip, two contusions on her forehead and multiple bite marks. They’ve been spotted together since then but are said to be taking a break now. Rih’s been rumored to be romping around with Wilmer Valderrama in the meantime, but, in the end, you know break-ups only lead to make-ups later.
If it’s a girl…Domestica A. Brown. Sure to be the bully of the playground.
If it’s a boy…Wilmer Valderrama, Jr. Um. Oops?
The-Dream and Christina Milian
The-Dream and Christina MilianThe-Dream and the newly-bleached Christina Milian have a relationship that’s been in heavy rotation lately. Instead of paying a mill for tracks for her new album Elope (MySpace Music, 2009), C-Mill decided to be a bit more, um, resourceful. Although some have speculated about the validity of their relationship, shots of the pair canoodling on the beach in Hawaii proves this was no hit-it and quit-it.
If it’s a girl…Goldie Nash. Christina, that hair!
If it’s a boy…Lil' Day Day Dream Nash. Born with 5 fingers, 5 toes, and sunglasses.
50 Cent and Ciara
50 Cent and Ciara
The dating rumors between these two started in 2007 after their steamy scenes in Ciara’s video for “Can’t Leave Em’ Alone.” Soon after gripping on Fif’s chiseled back during the shoot, the pair was seen canoodling around Los Angeles. But Ci-Ci claims they are just friends. “50 is cool person, very cool person,” she said in the October 2008 issue of VIBE. “Really cool person.” How many of your “friends” give you a Lamborghini as a birthday gift, though?
If it’s a girl…Janet Jackson. Beyonce isn’t the only one getting swagger-jacked!
If it’s a boy…Nine Tymes Jackson. Erykah Badu named her son Seven—why not add two in honor of your boo?
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