Pitbull, Ying Yang Twins and Lil’ Jon – “Bojangles (Remix)”
Yes, you knew Pitbull had to be on here, so why not include those obnoxious hit-makers the Ying Yang Twins and Lil’ Jon as well? For all the success that the latter two have had in formulating catchy tunes, “Bojangles” ain’t one of those. This Holy Trinity of hot garbage can’t even settle on what the hook actually is (“Jigga jigga jigga/ Call that girl bojangles” or “Lick it lick it lick it lick it/ I like that, uh”). If those don’t fit your fancy, you can repeat, “Bring it back, bring it bring it back, hey!” three times followed by the perfectly cheesy “the following is not a test, DJ!” No, we only wish it was.