The Match: Rick Ross vs. Action Bronson
Why We'd Love To See It: People used to love watching Eric Esch (aka "Butterbean") fight. Why? Well, to be blunt: Because he was fat and, yet, he could still box. We have no idea if either Rozay or Action can fight. But, watching them square up would be like having two Butterbeans in the ring at the same damn time. The ring might need to be reinforced a little that night—and we wouldn't be surprised if the "boxing" match turned into an all-out WWE brawl at some point—but it'd be an amazing fight to watch, to say the least.