SONG: "American Wedding"
STANDOUT LYRICS: My pretty woman in a ballgown, I'm Richard Gere in a tux/Getting married in a courthouse, writing vows in a rush/Making out before the judge with my teenage wife/Got a wedding band done that I just might die with
STORY: Although not in a (public and/or heterosexual) relationship of his own, Frank hits the nail on the head when giving the play-by-play of a dying American relationship. Love nowadays is riddled with ulterior motives, doubt, haste and a lack of serious committment, most of which he touches on in "American Wedding." Getting more specific with the characters and possibly adding in a worldly couple for variety could (we tell ya) be a bestseller.