8. Vladimir Guerrero
While Vladimir Guerrero officially retired September of this year, the zombies don’t know that. Guerrero makes the team because even after 16 seasons in Major League Baseball, no one swung a bat as hard as he did. Not Albert Pujols, not Ryan Howard, not even Sammy Sosa when he was still Black. He’s notorious for swinging without a fuck to give, crucial to doing damage to the undead.