The Celebrity: Drake
If He Didn't Have A Cell Phone...He wouldn't have gotten caught at Hot 97 freestyling off his BlackBerry on Funkmaster Flex's show. Remember how embarrassing that was for dude? Of course, that would mean he'd have to actually, you know, memorize his "freestyles." Oh, and we didn't forget about all those drunk voice mails Drizzy's left for chicks at 4 o'clock in the morning, either. Word to "Marvin's Room," this guy needs to throw his 'Berry into a lake.