Spring BreakersEvery college kid knows about the spring break pilgrimage to warm weather hedonism. It’s a week of excess with alcohol, drugs, and scantily clad women all vying for your attention. Or at least that’s what movies like Spring Breakers tell us because our breaks usually consisted of massaging our mothers’ feet and vacuuming. Damn.
In any case, after finishing high school or college there aren’t any more spring, summer or winter breaks. Everything just keeps flowing forward and suddenly you wake up one day with bad knees, a bad back, and fifty extra pounds hanging from your belly.
Before that happens, watch Spring Breakers so you'll have the memory of a Gucci Mane acting performance in your head; that should keep you company for when you can’t get out of bed in time to make it to the bathroom, right?