The NBA Team: Houston Rockets
The Rapper They Should Align With: Slim Thug
Why It Would Work Out For Them: When Dwight Howard was mulling over where to sign in the offseason, Slim Thug took to Twitter and tried to sell Howard on Houston using two things—the promise of strip clubs and malls! We don't know how much that factored into Howard's final decision, but the former Magic/Lakers center chose H-Town. So the Rockets need to hire Slim Thug as some sort of "Head Recruiter" or something. Yeah, we know that's frowned upon by the NBA. But do you really think David Stern or Adam Silver are checking for Slim Thug's Twitter account?! We doubt it.
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