The NBA Team: New Orleans Pelicans
The Rapper They Should Align With: Lil Wayne
Why It Would Work Out For Them: At this point, Lil Wayne will support just about any NBA team if they're somewhat successful. Last year, he showed up courtside at, like, 591 games and cheered for a different team during every one. In order to get him to pick a side and stick with it, the Pelicans should hire Wayne to sit courtside at their games in order to generate interest in the team. Additionally, they should have him come up with a new nickname. Because "Pelicans" already isn't working.
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