The Athlete: Nerlens Noel
His Team: TBD
Why Jay-Z Should Sign Him: Jay once got fined $50,000 for celebrating an NCAA Tournament win with the Kentucky Wildcats. What better way to recoup that money than by signing this Wildcats star to a deal? It also doesn't hurt that Noel—who is currently rehabbing his knee after suffering an ACL tear this season—is likely going to go No. 1 overall in the 2013 NBA Draft.