1. A Kanye West performance of "Black Skinhead" featuring a bunch of Rottweilers running around on stage
Why It Would Be Amazing: Kanye West is returning to the MTV Video Music Awards stage this year for the first time since his infamous run-in with Taylor Swift in 2009. So you know he'll do something crazy. But what? To us, he wins if he shuts all the lights off, fills the stage with Rottweilers like the ones from his "Black Skinhead" video, and scares the crap out of everyone in attendance. We would never forget something like that.
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