The Woman: Nicki Minaj
Who Is She? A rapper (duh?) who worked with Kanye last year on his song, "Monster"
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: Because she's the hottest chick in the game right now. We get the feeling Nicki probably isn't going to be mixing business with pleasure anytime soon, but if these two ever did hook up, they'd be a power couple on a hundred thousand trillion.
The Woman: Scarlett Johansson
Who Is She? An actress who has starred in He's Just Not That Into You, Vicki Cristina Barcelona, and Iron Man 2
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: Ryan Reynold's ex-wife is on a bit of a serial dating spree herself right now. In the past month or two, she's been linked to actors Kieran Culkin, Bradley Cooper, and Justin Bartha. So, why not add Kanye to the mix and make the tabloids bust at the seams with all the coverage they'd have to devote to those two?
The Woman: Candace Swanepoel
Who Is She? A South African-born Victoria's Secret model
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: 'Ye hasn't been shy about expressing his love for the white girls. And this dub-g is one of the most naturally beautiful girls we've ever laid eyes on. She's been dating fellow model Hermann Nicoli for a few years now, but that doesn't mean 'Ye can't give it a shot, right?
The Woman: Iggy Azalea
Who Is She? A new female rapper from Australia, who just dropped her new mixtape, Ignorant Art
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: Iggy's got tons of untapped potential—both on and off the mic. With a Kanye-sponsored shopping spree, she could be transformed into one of the flyest chicks in the game and with a free beat or two from Kanye, she might be able to elevate herself as a rapper more quickly than if she goes the conventional route. Don't sleep on her, 'Ye!
The Woman: Arianny Celeste
Who Is She? A ring girl for Ultimate Fighting Championship
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: She may be a ring girl now, but something tells us that it won't be long before she breaks out of that role and does bigger and better things with her career. Plus, this girl doesn't know how to take a bad photo. Trust us, we checked!
The Woman: Rashida Jones
Who Is She? The daughter of Quincy Jones and the current co-star of NBC's Parks and Recreation
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: Aside from the fact that Ms. Jones is hitting her stride as an actress right now, her family is also music royalty. It's almost Thanksgiving, 'Ye. Can you imagine sitting down for turkey with her family? Think about it. This relationship would be history in the making...
The Woman: Kali Lynn
Who Is She? A video vixen who has appeared in music videos for Cam'Ron, Bobby Valentino, and Jagged Edge
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: What's the only thing Kanye likes more than white girls? White girls with shaved heads. And that's exactly what Kali Lynn brings to the table. According to her modeling page, she's also trying to stay away from doing anymore "urban photo shoots" (see: back shots!) so we're sure she'd be more than open to getting the "Amber Rose treatment" from 'Ye.
The Woman: Hannah Simone
Who Is She? Zooey Deschanel's co-star on FOX's new hit show, The New Girl
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: There's something about this girl that makes us think she's going to be the next "it girl" in Hollywood. Deschanel may be getting all the praise for the early success of The New Girl, but Simone definitely keeps our fingers glued to the rewind button on our DVRs every time she shows up on screen.
The Woman: Lacey Duvalle
Who Is She? A popular porn star who appeared in a 2008 Charles Hamilton music video for a song dedicated to her
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: It's no secret that Kanye's got a thing for porn. And when you talk about porn today, you can't not mention Lacey. For a whole bunch of reasons that we can't mention here, we don't see this being a long-term relationship. But just imagine what the blogs would look like if these two showed up at an event together.
The Woman: Nicole Scherzinger
Who Is She? The former lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls who now serves as a host on Simon Cowell's The X-Factor
Why Kanye Should Go After Her: Thanks to The X-Factor, Nicole is relevant again. Somehow, she's also managed to get even better-looking since the last time we saw her. A couple weeks ago Conan O'Brien couldn't keep his eyes off her and we're willing to bet 'Ye wouldn't be able to do it, either.