1. “Eminem Diss”—Vanilla Ice (2008)
Generic, dusty, nu-metal guitar riffs. Dimly lit, idiotic lyrics (“I've been breaking down these barriers in this concubine…"). Insanely exgerrated vocals that sound like they were lifted from Cartoon Network’s Metalocalypse. After experiencing this laughable piece of white-on-white crime, you are left praying on your knees that you can get three minutes and one seconds of your life back from Mr. Ice Ice Baby.