The 21 Most Ratchet Women of Black Reality TV
Reality television is the untamed woman's playground. Whether she arrived with her dignity well-sagged past the crack or had that easy to ignite, not-so-good side of hers zoomed in by editors is up for debate. What's not is our addiction to those recordable, rewindable, retweetable thirty to sixty minutes of shame. It's an insatiable guilty pleasure few will admit aloud to enjoying, but the hashtags don't lie... and damn were they revved up last night for episode two of the supposedly intolerable Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta. We'll save the supplier vs. the demander powwow for another time though. Indeed there are fellas who put on their ignorant best for the cameras (Hi Stevie), however it's easy to see that the small screen is smitten by grownass women gone wild. TV, TV on the wall, who's the ratchetest of them all? See who hauled their foolery all the way to the top. --Tracy Garraud (@TrayHova)
1. Joseline Hernandez
Show: Love And Hip-Hop Atlanta
Naked photos being "stolen" straight off the iPhone is one thing. Openly tweeting a nudie in defense of your au natural gender, is some other shit. When your antics travel miles offscreen, there's no topping you.
Show: Love And Hip-Hop Atlanta
Naked photos being "stolen" straight off the iPhone is one thing. Openly tweeting a nudie in defense of your au natural gender, is some other shit. When your antics travel miles offscreen, there's no topping you.
2. Frankie
Show: The Way It Is
Keyshia Cole publicly divorced herself from the woman above who gave birth to her. Need we say more?
Show: The Way It Is
Keyshia Cole publicly divorced herself from the woman above who gave birth to her. Need we say more?
3. Khia
Show: Miss Rap Supreme
“I been to anger management four or five times. I’ma anger management my foot up her ass in a minute.” You better 'R.E.S.P.E. respect me'?" Real quote right there folks, real quote.
Show: Miss Rap Supreme
“I been to anger management four or five times. I’ma anger management my foot up her ass in a minute.” You better 'R.E.S.P.E. respect me'?" Real quote right there folks, real quote.
4. Schatar "Hottie" Sapphira
Forget her wackadoodle eyes and overbearing cleavage, remember when this crazy girl popped a whole uncooked chicken in the microwave? What a graceful way to be remembered.
Forget her wackadoodle eyes and overbearing cleavage, remember when this crazy girl popped a whole uncooked chicken in the microwave? What a graceful way to be remembered.
5. Ms. New York
Show: Flavor of Love / I Love New York
You'd pin us as ratchet if we left Miss Tiffany Pollard from the top five.
Show: Flavor of Love / I Love New York
You'd pin us as ratchet if we left Miss Tiffany Pollard from the top five.
6. Larissa "Bootz" Aurora
Show: Flavor of Love 2 / Charm School
From bottomless lies to scratching out cohorts and even spewing expletives Monique's way, Bootz was the devil in a tight dress.
Show: Flavor of Love 2 / Charm School
From bottomless lies to scratching out cohorts and even spewing expletives Monique's way, Bootz was the devil in a tight dress.
7. Sumthin
Show: Flavor of Love
Taking a two on Flav's carpet? If Sumthin has any kids, we sure hope they know how to fight.
Show: Flavor of Love
Taking a two on Flav's carpet? If Sumthin has any kids, we sure hope they know how to fight.
8. Natalie Nunn
Show: Bad Girls Club
Half raging megalomaniac, half raging fire-starter, it took a while for Nat's fifteen flame to burn out, but now that it finally has, the world is a much quieter place.
Show: Bad Girls Club
Half raging megalomaniac, half raging fire-starter, it took a while for Nat's fifteen flame to burn out, but now that it finally has, the world is a much quieter place.
9. Tami Roman:
Show: Basketball Wives
Tami's HBullyIC hijinks may be linked back to anger/childhood issues, but a good rationale only lasts so long.
Show: Basketball Wives
Tami's HBullyIC hijinks may be linked back to anger/childhood issues, but a good rationale only lasts so long.
10. Tanisha Thomas
Show: Bad Girls Club
When you're most recited phrase is "Pop Off!" you're going on this list.
Show: Bad Girls Club
When you're most recited phrase is "Pop Off!" you're going on this list.
11. Saaphyri Windsor
Show: Flavor of Love / Charm School / I Love Money
Two words: Lip Chap
Show: Flavor of Love / Charm School / I Love Money
Two words: Lip Chap
12. Evelyn Lozada
Show: Basketball Wives
Ev's way easy on the eyes and has a vulgar charm, but chucking wine bottles and dashing across tables won't get you exempt from this list.
Show: Basketball Wives
Ev's way easy on the eyes and has a vulgar charm, but chucking wine bottles and dashing across tables won't get you exempt from this list.
13. Jackie Christie
Show: Basketball Wives LA
Her nickname's "Crazy Jackie." Yeah...
Show: Basketball Wives LA
Her nickname's "Crazy Jackie." Yeah...
14. Mama Dee
Show: Love And Hip Hop Atlanta
If you know your mother is a ludicrous ex pimp and drug hustler, why would you have the cameras up her nose? That's not a rhetorical question Lil Scrappy!
Show: Love And Hip Hop Atlanta
If you know your mother is a ludicrous ex pimp and drug hustler, why would you have the cameras up her nose? That's not a rhetorical question Lil Scrappy!
15. Monica Danger Leon
Show: For The Love of Ray J
We'd think a face tatt would be the top prerequisite for ratchetness.
Show: For The Love of Ray J
We'd think a face tatt would be the top prerequisite for ratchetness.
16. Poprah
Show: I Wanna Work For Diddy
Though she had drive that left her competition choking on dust, all that hyper-ambition soon turned hyper-reckless.
Show: I Wanna Work For Diddy
Though she had drive that left her competition choking on dust, all that hyper-ambition soon turned hyper-reckless.
17. Chrissy Lampkin
Show: Love And Hip Hop
The future Mrs. Jones has somehow figured out how to curse and deck out a handful of women, but still give off an air of class. Maybe it's the Oprah mane, who knows. However, because Chris incites more cat fights than any of her castmates, this list is calling her name.
Show: Love And Hip Hop
The future Mrs. Jones has somehow figured out how to curse and deck out a handful of women, but still give off an air of class. Maybe it's the Oprah mane, who knows. However, because Chris incites more cat fights than any of her castmates, this list is calling her name.
18. Nene Leakes
Show: The Real Houswives of Atlanta
Nene's flipped her 15 into quite the bank roll, but not without a side-eyed reputation.
Show: The Real Houswives of Atlanta
Nene's flipped her 15 into quite the bank roll, but not without a side-eyed reputation.
19. Omarosa
Show: The Apprentice
Big O taught us real early that you can still be ratchet in a suit. Lesson learned.
Show: The Apprentice
Big O taught us real early that you can still be ratchet in a suit. Lesson learned.
20. Tamar Braxton
Show: Braxton Family Values
“I actually always wanted to have an Asian daughter, and I want to raise her as a black girl and name her Disney.” #ShitTamarSays
Show: Braxton Family Values
“I actually always wanted to have an Asian daughter, and I want to raise her as a black girl and name her Disney.” #ShitTamarSays
21. Phaedra
Show: The Real Housewives of Atlanta
One day we woke up to a blog headline that read: "Phaedra Parks Sues VIBE for $30 Million" - enough said.
Show: The Real Housewives of Atlanta
One day we woke up to a blog headline that read: "Phaedra Parks Sues VIBE for $30 Million" - enough said.
