25 Things Celebrities Want For Christmas This Year

Celebrities have it all. From luxury rides and gigantic mansions to designer clothes and shiny jewelry, they literally have everything that they could possibly want or need at their disposal. So, when Christmastime comes around every year, they just skip it. They don't make Christmas lists or ask their friends and family for anything because, well, there's nothing for them to ask for. They already have everything there is to own!

Just kidding. Even though they're rich and famous, celebrities celebrate the holiday season, too. Despite what you might think, there are things that they want and, as a result, they make Christmas lists just like the rest of us. What are some of those things? Well, in an effort to show you—and, in an effort to give you some ideas, should you wish to buy your favorite celebrity a gift this holiday season—we put together a list of the 25 Things Celebrities Want For Christmas This Year. Who's buying what?

The Celebrity: Katt Williams
What He Wants: A "get out of jail free" card
Why He Wants It: He's had a few run-ins with police lately. As a matter of fact, he probably wouldn't mind if more than one person gave him one of these this year…

The Celebrity: Nicki Minaj
What She Wants: A stress ball
Why She Wants It: American Idol starts in a few weeks. And, that egotistical, whiny, Ms. Know-It-All Mariah Carey just won't shut her…oh, sorry. See? Nicki needs a way to get rid of all that stress that AI is gonna bring into her life.

The Celebrity: Lil Wayne
What He Wants: Accounting For Dummies
Why He Wants It: He just paid $7.72 million in back taxes. $7.72 million! So, it might be time to learn the ins and outs of W-9s, 1099-MISCs, and all the other forms that Weezy hasn't bothered to file over the course of the last few years.

The Celebrity: 50 Cent
What He Wants: A pair of boxing gloves
Why He Wants It: Just in case he ever crosses paths with Floyd Mayweather Jr. again…

The Celebrity: Rihanna
What She Wants: A pillow pet
Why She Wants It: Her California king bed is awfully lonely now that you-know-who allegedly isn't sleeping in it anymore.

The Celebrity: LeBron James
What He Wants: A trophy case
Why He Wants It: He got championship No. 1 this year. No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, No. 5, No. 6, and No. 7 are coming soon. Right, 'Bron?

The Celebrity: Wiz Khalifa
What He Wants: A box of spit rags
Why He Wants It: He's got a gang of fresh shirts in his closet at home—and a baby on the way. You tell us what you think is gonna happen to those shirts when the baby comes.

The Celebrity: Manny Pacquiao
What He Wants: A blanket
Why He Wants It: It's hard to sleep without one. Errr...

The Celebrity: Chief Keef
What He Wants: An "I <3 HATERS!" fitted hat
Why He Wants It: He's got plenty of 'em out there right now.

The Celebrity: Miley Cyrus
What She Wants: The same thing as Chief Keef (see previous entry)
Why She Wants It: She isn't gonna like that haircut forever.

The Celebrity: Kanye West
What He Wants: A new pair of jeans
Why He Wants It: He's seen more "OMG WHY IS HE WEARING A KILT?" tweets than one man should see in a lifetime.

The Celebrity: Justin Bieber
What He Wants: Binders full of women
Why He Wants It: Now that he's broken up with Selena Gomez for good (uh, we think?), he needs an efficient way to keep all the girls who have "Bieber fever" organized. Thanks to Mitt Romney's ingenious strategy, problem solved!

The Celebrity: Rick Ross
What He Wants: A 6-pack of Hanes XXXXXL T-shirts
Why He Wants It: He actually doesn't want this at all. But, we're sick and tired of seeing Rozay on stage without a shirt on, so we're getting it for him anyway. Cover up, son!

The Celebrity: DJ Pauly D
What He Wants: A grenade whistle
Why He Wants It: To make sure that he never forgets the good (and bad!) times on Jersey Shore

The Celebrity: Donald Trump
What He Want: The Art of War
Why He Wants It: So that everyone will stop clowning him every time he disses someone on Twitter. Shyne might appreciate a copy, too. Just sayin'.

The Celebrity: Kelis
What She Wants: Her old wedding dress
Why She Wants It: Because it appeared on more album covers than she did this year!

The Celebrity: Chad Johnson
What He Wants: A time machine
Why He Wants It: He'd still be playing football right now if not for one HUGE mistake.

The Celebrity: Dr. Dre
What He Wants: A calendar
Why He Wants It: To select a definitive release date for Detox. (Or, maybe that's just wishful thinking on our part?)

The Celebrity: Trinidad James
What He Wants: A new wallet. Or, better yet several new wallets
Why He Wants It: To hold all the money he just made signing a $2 million deal with Def Jam

The Celebrity: PSY
What He Wants: A second single (or a spot on an E! reality show!)
Why He Wants It: The "Gangnam Style" craze is set to end in 5, 4, 3…

The Celebrity: Game
What He Wants: Verses from Eminem, Rick Ross, and Young Jeezy
Why He Wants It: Those are the only guest appearances he didn't manage to get for Jesus Piece. (Every other rapper and singer in the history of recorded music is on there, though!)

The Celebrity: Michael Phelps
What He Wants: Some of that sticky-icky
Why He Wants It: His swimming career is over, he's the all-time leader in Olympic medals, and he likes to light up. Who's got a problem with that?

The Celebrity: Taylor Swift
What She Wants: A new boyfriend
Why She Wants It: Material for her new album! Uhhh, we mean…for love!

The Celebrity: Mark Sanchez
What He Wants: A Tim Tebow mask
Why He Wants It: He just wants people to like him again. :-(

The Celebrity: 2 Chainz
What He Wants: A big booty…well, you know the rest
Why He Wants It: He got one for his birthday and he really liked it.