"The President Of The United States Is Actually A Cyborg!" —
You can file this one under "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" Everyone knows that The Donald doesn't always operate in the world of reality. But to offer the public irrefutable proof that Obama is more machine than man could either make Americans mad that they were lied to, or persuade them to vote for Mitt Romney. The latter is certainly a goal the "Celebrity Apprentice" creator has in mind as we are a few weeks away from November.
What other announcements could you see Donald Trump offering the public tomorrow? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below.