2. Never go to saunas 'cuz they're crawling with piranhas / And never take the stairs cause they're often unsafe / You only live once so don't let it go to waste.
Piranha bite marks aren't sexy at all. And if you've ever seen someone trip up or down stairs, you know how risky those can be. So, peep game that The Lonely Island is kicking or find yourself underneath a piano.