Reason #5: If all else fails and Paris Hilton's sophomore album flops, she's got more than enough money lying around to scoop up a couple hundred thousand copies herself.
You know how we just mentioned that Paris Hilton sold almost 200,000 copies of her debut album? Well, go do a quick survey of your friends and ask how many of them bought Paris. Actually, don't. We can tell you the answer right now: ZERO. And while we don't doubt that some people out there actually shelled out 10 bucks for Paris, we do doubt that 200,000 people did it. We won't accuse Paris of anything here. But let's just say that, one way or another, her sophomore album will sell. And everyone making fun of her deal with Cash Money right now will have to live with the fact that Birdman & Co. made a fortune off of it. We bet it doesn't sound like such a bad idea now, does it?
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