3. No Slinking Into Maury Povich / Jerry Springer Waters
It's common to see on shows that plunge into the negative ratings pool to bring something "controversial" to kick them up a notch. While today marks your debut show, our hope is that you achieve more successes than failures. Just in case the audience doesn't come to the party, please, please, please
don't start trotting out paternity test patients in hopes of putting your own "spin" on such basura.